The Klunt and the Bi.

Max Klunt, our engineer has been preparing the bi-plane. Its an amazing piece of kit, capable of flight! Klunt reckons that the carbine will take out any opposition, but as we're not making a war film, he's talking rubbish. I like the red helmet though. I'll be wearing that when I'm piloting this crate in the movie!

Klunt is one weird guy. He never speaks to me. Someone said he doesn't like actors. But I reckon that's not possible. Everyone likes actors. I've never developed a dislike to Brad Pitt, or Sean Connery, both of whom are actors. I like them both. They're both very special people. Us actors, we all have very special needs.